Thirsty Merc! Live! Thirsty Frickin’ Merc!!!

Posted in Life on May 9, 2008 by kellymarie187

Just came back from seeing Thirsty Merc live.

Two words: FUCKING AWESOME!

You know how some bands sound crap live? Not these guys! I’m so buzzed… that might have something to do with the alcohol consumed also…

We walked out with a t-shirt each, a bumper sticker each - “My other car’s a Thirsty Merc” heh - and Matt got a stubbie holder. And we got autographs on Matt’s shirt and the stubbie holder. Whee! The guys were all really nice too, not stuck-up or acting like pricks. And we got an encore!

Off to bed now because I’ve had 4 drinks and I get extra sleepy after drinking. Cheap drunk, apparently.

Flown the coup!

Posted in Life on May 8, 2008 by kellymarie187

One hour ago, I signed a heap of paperwork, handed over a set of keys, and watched my first car drive away with a stranger at the wheel.

I wasn’t as sad as I thought I’d be about selling it. I’d had it two years, and it had fluctuated wildly between relatively reliable and bonfire material. I was a little sad though, because it was my first car, and I took my driving test in it (and passed, obviously), had my first accident, and a lot of other “happy” memories - like having it break down on the way to work and spending 20 minutes swearing until the air was blue at it until help arrived.

And, amazingly, in those two years, I only drove 8,000km in it. Mainly because Matt hated its guts and refused to get in it most of the time, and because sometimes - okay, most times - it gave me the shits and I didn’t want to be in it any longer than I had to.
(Fond memories of it overheating in a monsoonal downpour are coming back to me here, I’m lucky it was raining or I would have blown it up.)

For the next week or two, I am without a car of my own on the road. It’s amazing, to think of what having those 4 wheels and a fuel tank symbolises. For your childhood and most of your teenage years, you’re so used to being driven around by others, parents, friends etc, and as soon as you get your licence and get into a car of your own, it’s a bit out-there, how liberating it feels. You can go where you want, when you want, without someone else needing to tag along. And when you lose a car, for whatever reason, you just feel… stranded.

I know I’m not stranded - Matt’s driving me to and from work (he started a new job today so I had to give his car back, boo), and I know Mum would be more than willing to drive me anywhere I needed to go, but it’s not the same, you know?

This weekend, the fun begins on my new car. We’re buying 4 new tyres, and some extra paint thinners. Last weekend I bought the paint the car will be sprayed in (metallic purple!!!), primer, sandpaper and the like. And I’m going to be a willing - although probably unwitting - participant in the Kelly-fication of my new car. Sanding it, and heck, I’m probably going to have a go with the spray gun as well! And of course, the whole process will be meticulously documented for everybody’s convenience. Especially mine. Because I want to.

I’m looking forward to having a car that’s newer, very reliable, and undeniably mine. And I’m sure Matt’s looking forward to not having to do all the weekend driving anymore!

(And if anyone ignores a give way sign and hits me in this car, I will not be so placid. I will get out, grab the offending fuckstick - new favourite word, woo! - and rub their face in any dents they’ve caused before demanding money for repairs!)

Why I don’t do domestic.

Posted in Funny on May 5, 2008 by kellymarie187

Being a long weekend this weekend, and having today off, I decided to act a little housewifey (ick) and do some washing, since we had a basket full.

Mum’s washing machine could be operated by a toddler, it’s that easy to use. You plug it in, chuck the clothes in, mix a little liquid detergent with water, pour it in, and hit start. Hey presto. And in 40 minutes, you can go down and peg everything on the line.

Today, I put the washing on, and went upstairs. Matt went downstairs to see Snuggles, so I followed, assuming that the washing was nearly done.

It was. The machine had drained all the water out, and the water and the soap suds were all over the laundry foor. More than that, actually. The poor dog, who was sleeping in his basket, was wet, and his basket and pillow were soaked too!

How did the water end up all over the floor? Matt bathed Snuggles on Saturday morning, and instead of applying logic to the situation and bathing him around the machine hose in the sink, he took the hose out, and wedged it in the gap between the washing mashine and the sink. When I put the washing on, I never even thought to look for the hose, because it is always in the sink.

I nearly took the blame for it, but hey - I wasn’t the one who took the hose out of the sink! If it had been left where it was, there would have been no soapy flood. The poor dog mustn’t have known what hit him!

From now on, whenever someone has a go at me for not being more domestically inclined, today will be used to plead my case. Perhaps I should take up the all-time most hated chore - ironing. Yuck!

Car is sold!

Posted in Life on May 4, 2008 by kellymarie187

My car sold today. This Irish guy, who’s been stuffing us around, finally said he’ll take it. He gave me a deposit and we’ll get the rest on Tuesday, when Matt gets the safety certificate. And then it’s gone. My first car - gone!

I don’t know whether to be happy it’s sold, because it was starting to cause me grief, or sad because I’m a total sook and seem to get sentimental over everything. It was my first car, after all.

Now the race begins to get New Car on the road before Matt transfers jobs (oh, haven’t said anything about that, have I?) so I can get myself to work.

CAR IS SOLD!!!!

Things that made me laugh today

Posted in Funny on April 30, 2008 by kellymarie187

- Matt’s description of his very first personal training session, where - God forbid - he was made to do pushups. Twenty of them!

- Running into a colleague who works in the same department as me and having a secret conversation in the bathroom.

- The look on a friend’s face when we guessed what she wanted for lunch.

- A heated debate on whether or not a combination of milk and salt is poisonous.

- A friend stopping dead in her tracks and swearing a tree was making noise as she walked under it.

- Colleagues shame-facedly putting away a big jar of lollies after I declared that I was eating healthier.

- And this:

humorous pictures

Blank

Posted in Uncategorized on April 29, 2008 by kellymarie187

I’ve been meaning to post, something decent and semi-meaningful… but nah, I can’t think of anything.

So I’ve been silent, which is boring, but pretty much reflects how I’m feeling as a person at the moment… pretty blank. I’ll be back with something intersting soon, hopefully.

Underbelly

Posted in Blah Blah on April 23, 2008 by kellymarie187

I’ve become hooked on yet another TV show - this one is based on Melbourne’s gang war, so lots of shooting, blood, and well… sex. Not something I thought I’d enjoy, but I’m hooked.

My favourite character, Benji, got killed tonight. He was a baddie, but he killed a lot of other baddies that were worse, so he was cool. (And the fact that he was totally hot, with tats? Not a factor at all… honest.)

Now I’m sad that my perve is dead… haha… how shallow is that?

The Charade Chronicles.

Posted in Zee GoGoMobile on April 13, 2008 by kellymarie187

My Charade, you know, my first car that I recently replaced and now need to sell - is starting to look like itself again, but with a newer and shinier paint job. I didn’t know Matt was so handy with a spray can. Heh.

Bascially, we had to respray it, because there was no way it was going to sell in the condition it was in. Someone had resprayed the car previously (before I bought it, obviously) and the paints reacted. You see, there are two types of paint for cars - acrylic and enamel. My car was originally enamel, but was resprayed with acrylic. If you haven’t already figured it out, the two types of paint don’t mix. The result was a lovely cracked effect all over the damn car, not dissimilar to a cracked egg.
(Which is, in essence, how my car got its nickname - ”the egg”. Because it was white, small, and cracked.)

Matt said: “Oh, I’ll respray it, it’ll only take a weekend or two.” Famous last words.

I have chronicled the process of the respraying, because, let’s face it, I knew I was going to blog about it. And I also wanted to have pictures to cry over once it’s sold.

So here is the first picture. Just imagine that the bonnet and roof is white and cracked to the shit, and you’ll have a fair idea of the “before” pic. Here, Matt’s sanded back the bonnet to bare metal and has sprayed it with a combination of grey primer and primer/filler, the baby poo coloured one which you can’t really see, but trust me, it’s there.

The next picture speaks for itself, really. The whole lot has been sanded and primed. Putty has been applied where the odd dent was (*cough* stupidbitchrunninggivewaysignandhittingmeBITCH *cough*). Believe it or not, this was only the beginning of the priming. After this pic, Matt resprayed the whole lot with the grey primer. It actually didn’t look too bad…

Baby poo - stylish

While the car was that weird yellow/orange combination, Dad commented that the car looked like someone had crapped it out. Was funny at the time…

Here’s another baby poo coloured shot for you to digest. Can you see what I mean about the grey not looking too bad?

Baby poo side shot

After much newspapering, taping, and swearing about said tape being absolutely useless, here is the car as it sits in our driveway this afternoon:

Nearly done!

The whole car has one coat of white on it - and the bonnet has two. The bits of grey you see are where the paint ran a little, and Matt’s sanded it back and primed it again. It’s starting to look like my Charade again!

Here’s a front view:

Front view - white

Look at how shiny my bonnet is! It looks a little weird because Matt’s taken out the indicators, parking lights and the front grill - because it was easier to take them out than tape them up!

Not long to go now until it’s done! Woohoo!

Then he gets to start on my new car - which will be getting done with a compressor and air gun, I’ve been informed. And if that wasn’t enough, my friend at work wants her car resprayed as well! Any other requests?

Psst… leaving comments telling my fiance just how frickin awesome he is would be greatly appreciated. He already knows he’s awesome, but his sense of accomplishment is already elevated, with the paint fumes and all. Just tell him you love him - but not in that way, because then I will have to hunt you down and kill you.

A picture is worth a thousand words.

Posted in Uncategorized on April 12, 2008 by kellymarie187

Or, in this case, my t-shirt is worth eleven:

Gotta love me some Threadless…

Truly Madly Deeply

Posted in Blah Blah on April 7, 2008 by kellymarie187

I would have to say, that one of my most favourite songs ever is Savage Garden’s Truly Madly Deeply. It’s just beautiful. If you’ve never heard it (shock horror) then I suggest you give it a listen. It’s one of the sappiest songs ever, but I love it! Am secretly considering it for my wedding song, among a few others.

Over the past year or so, I’ve been putting some musical feelers out, sort of. I heard a song by Cascada, this techno/dance group and I thought it was cool… so I went on a bit of a downloading spree.

A few weeks ago, I was looking for a song of theirs, and I saw this title: “Cascada - Truly Madly Deeply”, and I thought, surely not? This lot haven’t done a cover of the Truly Madly Deeply, have they? So I downloaded it. And listened, to about a minute of it. And promptly stopped it and deleted the file.

These folks, this chick, had done a cover of this song. And it was absolute shit. She has a pretty voice, but it doesn’t suit the song. She tried to hard. And they had tried to technoify it, which is just WRONG. It had a different beat, and it just didn’t sound right. Even Matt, who only ever listens to Kryptonite by Three Doors Down (a good song in itself), heard a bit of it and said “is that that Savage Garden song? ‘Cause it sounds like shit.”

It is sacrilage, to take a great song like this one and think you can “improve” on it. You can’t. It was perfectly done the first time. Don’t waste your breath.

All this happened about two weeks ago, and I’m still pissed off about it.

I’m off to stew in peace.

(Bit of trivia for you - Darren Hayes, the lead singer of Savage Garden, went to my high school and worked at the music shop two minutes from my house.)