Posted by: k | May 21, 2007

Biker

Ok, so I have to write this down before I forget it, because it was the funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time.

Matt and I were out for lunch, and Matt decided to get fish and chips for us.
We were sitting down outside, waiting for our lunch to cook, when this guy walked past. He was fully decked out in leather, but he had a shirt on, and he had tattoos everywhere, all down his arms, and up around his neck, a face full of piercings and a motorcycle helmet under his arm. He sauntered into the fish and chip shop, grabbed a can of Pasito, paid for it, then walked out. As he walked out, I noticed he had contacts in, the ones that change the colour of your eyes. The ones he had in made his eyes practically white. All he had pretty much, was the pupil, and everything else was whited-out, which looked really freaky.
This doesn't sound funny, I know. But the next bit is.
He went outside, and put his helmet on, and put the can in his backpack. Then he got on his little SCOOTER, and rode away!
We pissed ourselves laughing as he putt-putted down the street on the scooter… if you'd have seen this guy… man.. it was classic! He looked so hardcore, with his piercings, tatts and all the leather, until he got on the scooter!

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