Things that made me laugh today

April 30, 2008

- Matt’s description of his very first personal training session, where - God forbid - he was made to do pushups. Twenty of them!

- Running into a colleague who works in the same department as me and having a secret conversation in the bathroom.

- The look on a friend’s face when we guessed what she wanted for lunch.

- A heated debate on whether or not a combination of milk and salt is poisonous.

- A friend stopping dead in her tracks and swearing a tree was making noise as she walked under it.

- Colleagues shame-facedly putting away a big jar of lollies after I declared that I was eating healthier.

- And this:

humorous pictures


Blank

April 29, 2008

I’ve been meaning to post, something decent and semi-meaningful… but nah, I can’t think of anything.

So I’ve been silent, which is boring, but pretty much reflects how I’m feeling as a person at the moment… pretty blank. I’ll be back with something intersting soon, hopefully.


Underbelly

April 23, 2008

I’ve become hooked on yet another TV show - this one is based on Melbourne’s gang war, so lots of shooting, blood, and well… sex. Not something I thought I’d enjoy, but I’m hooked.

My favourite character, Benji, got killed tonight. He was a baddie, but he killed a lot of other baddies that were worse, so he was cool. (And the fact that he was totally hot, with tats? Not a factor at all… honest.)

Now I’m sad that my perve is dead… haha… how shallow is that?


The Charade Chronicles.

April 13, 2008

My Charade, you know, my first car that I recently replaced and now need to sell - is starting to look like itself again, but with a newer and shinier paint job. I didn’t know Matt was so handy with a spray can. Heh.

Bascially, we had to respray it, because there was no way it was going to sell in the condition it was in. Someone had resprayed the car previously (before I bought it, obviously) and the paints reacted. You see, there are two types of paint for cars - acrylic and enamel. My car was originally enamel, but was resprayed with acrylic. If you haven’t already figured it out, the two types of paint don’t mix. The result was a lovely cracked effect all over the damn car, not dissimilar to a cracked egg.
(Which is, in essence, how my car got its nickname - ”the egg”. Because it was white, small, and cracked.)

Matt said: “Oh, I’ll respray it, it’ll only take a weekend or two.” Famous last words.

I have chronicled the process of the respraying, because, let’s face it, I knew I was going to blog about it. And I also wanted to have pictures to cry over once it’s sold.

So here is the first picture. Just imagine that the bonnet and roof is white and cracked to the shit, and you’ll have a fair idea of the “before” pic. Here, Matt’s sanded back the bonnet to bare metal and has sprayed it with a combination of grey primer and primer/filler, the baby poo coloured one which you can’t really see, but trust me, it’s there.

The next picture speaks for itself, really. The whole lot has been sanded and primed. Putty has been applied where the odd dent was (*cough* stupidbitchrunninggivewaysignandhittingmeBITCH *cough*). Believe it or not, this was only the beginning of the priming. After this pic, Matt resprayed the whole lot with the grey primer. It actually didn’t look too bad…

Baby poo - stylish

While the car was that weird yellow/orange combination, Dad commented that the car looked like someone had crapped it out. Was funny at the time…

Here’s another baby poo coloured shot for you to digest. Can you see what I mean about the grey not looking too bad?

Baby poo side shot

After much newspapering, taping, and swearing about said tape being absolutely useless, here is the car as it sits in our driveway this afternoon:

Nearly done!

The whole car has one coat of white on it - and the bonnet has two. The bits of grey you see are where the paint ran a little, and Matt’s sanded it back and primed it again. It’s starting to look like my Charade again!

Here’s a front view:

Front view - white

Look at how shiny my bonnet is! It looks a little weird because Matt’s taken out the indicators, parking lights and the front grill - because it was easier to take them out than tape them up!

Not long to go now until it’s done! Woohoo!

Then he gets to start on my new car - which will be getting done with a compressor and air gun, I’ve been informed. And if that wasn’t enough, my friend at work wants her car resprayed as well! Any other requests?

Psst… leaving comments telling my fiance just how frickin awesome he is would be greatly appreciated. He already knows he’s awesome, but his sense of accomplishment is already elevated, with the paint fumes and all. Just tell him you love him - but not in that way, because then I will have to hunt you down and kill you.


A picture is worth a thousand words.

April 12, 2008

Or, in this case, my t-shirt is worth eleven:

Gotta love me some Threadless…


Truly Madly Deeply

April 7, 2008

I would have to say, that one of my most favourite songs ever is Savage Garden’s Truly Madly Deeply. It’s just beautiful. If you’ve never heard it (shock horror) then I suggest you give it a listen. It’s one of the sappiest songs ever, but I love it! Am secretly considering it for my wedding song, among a few others.

Over the past year or so, I’ve been putting some musical feelers out, sort of. I heard a song by Cascada, this techno/dance group and I thought it was cool… so I went on a bit of a downloading spree.

A few weeks ago, I was looking for a song of theirs, and I saw this title: “Cascada - Truly Madly Deeply”, and I thought, surely not? This lot haven’t done a cover of the Truly Madly Deeply, have they? So I downloaded it. And listened, to about a minute of it. And promptly stopped it and deleted the file.

These folks, this chick, had done a cover of this song. And it was absolute shit. She has a pretty voice, but it doesn’t suit the song. She tried to hard. And they had tried to technoify it, which is just WRONG. It had a different beat, and it just didn’t sound right. Even Matt, who only ever listens to Kryptonite by Three Doors Down (a good song in itself), heard a bit of it and said “is that that Savage Garden song? ‘Cause it sounds like shit.”

It is sacrilage, to take a great song like this one and think you can “improve” on it. You can’t. It was perfectly done the first time. Don’t waste your breath.

All this happened about two weeks ago, and I’m still pissed off about it.

I’m off to stew in peace.

(Bit of trivia for you - Darren Hayes, the lead singer of Savage Garden, went to my high school and worked at the music shop two minutes from my house.)


My “Mastercard” Weekend

April 6, 2008

New hair - 050408

My new haircolour: $93.90

Shampoo and conditioner for newly lightened tresses: $17.98

Having my fiance sniff my hair and then tell me he likes the smell of the peroxide: Priceless. (And worrying.)


NEW WHEELS!!!!

April 2, 2008

I was going to brag about this yesterday but ohmigod I was so excited I could have wet myself.
(So it’s a good thing I’m 20 and toilet-trained, then.)

I got a new car!!! Here it is:

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 Squee!

You are looking at a - no, wait, my - 1999 Daewoo Lanos. Five door hatchback, 5-speed manual, 145000k on the clock. As you can see by the rear bumper, the paintwork needs fixing. The bonnet is far worse, but, because of said paint, I got the car for a third of the price it’s worth. Woo!
(And it will only cost about $250-300 for Matt to respray it… bargain!)

It’s not registered, but that’s cool because I’ve got personalised number plates on the way (a wee splurge for moi!), it needs new tyres and a bit of mechanical work before it’s good to go.

But I can tell you from starting it in the front yard, it’s a great car!

Have a look at the swanky car seat covers that came with it:

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I already have car seat covers (dragonflies!) that I’m going to put on, so even though I really like these ones, I’m going to put them on my Charade to help it sell.

Here’s the inside of my new baby:

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And here’s a list of things that this car has that my first car didn’t:
- Central locking
- Power steering
- Air conditioning
- Airbags
- CD player
- Intermittent windscreen wipers
- Rear wiper

And, something I discovered this afternoon that totally made my day, no matter how petty:

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CUP HOLDERS!!!

This car will take some getting used to… it’s a European import, which means the indicators and windscreen wipers are back to front. The indicators are on the left of the steering wheel and the wipers are on the right… and everything is back to front. To indicate left the lever goes down instead of up, and vice versa for indicating right. The wiper lever needs to be lifted up instead of pushed down for the wipers to work.

But YAY! NEW CAR!!! Isn’t it pretty?