Who We Talkin Bout?

Who We Talkin Bout?
~The Who’s~
Who is your best friend?:	Matt (yes, I’m serious)
Who was the last person you hung out with?:	Matt again…
Who was the last person to kiss you?:	Matt again… lol
Who was your last incoming call from?:	One of the girls at work
Who was your last outgoing call to?:	Haven’t called anyone today
Who is somebody that you miss?:	Matt
Who was the last person to tell you they loved you?:	Matt
Who did you go out to dinner with last?:	Matt
Who's house were you at last?:	Mine (and Matt’s)
Who did you get in a car with last?:	Matt (geez, this is really repetitive..)
~The What’s~
What is your favorite food?:	I don’t know at the moment… it changes
What is your favorite drink?:	Hot chocolate
What did you do last night?:	Watched tv and took my tablets like a good girl
What is the last thing you texted somebody?:	Sent Matt a text telling him to send his resume to my work email addy…
What is the last thing somebody texted you?:	I got a text telling me to check my voicemail
What did you last eat?:	A mediterranian chicken wrap
What is your dream vehicle?:	Brand new Suzuki Swift - Sports model.. rawr
What did you want to be when you grew up?:	Interior Designer
What is the stupidest thing you've ever done?:	Where do I start? Hahaha..
What is your full name?:	Kelly Marie Elena
~The Where’s~
Where do you live?:	Brisbane. Australia.
Where is your favorite place to hang out?:	In front of the tv, or in front of fast food.. lol
Where do always go shopping?:	Just local.. lol… too lazy to drive far..
Where is your cell phone?:	Next to me
Where do you sleep?:	On my side of the bed, which is up against the wall… I need a bigger bedroom!
Where was your default MySpace picture taken?:	I don’t have a MySpace. MySpace sucks ass.
Where do you like to be most with your friends?:	Probably doing lunch, or shopping
Where are you originally from?:	Melbourne - and that’s the first and last time you’ll hear me admit that!
Where is your best friend?:	Probably at home watching the clock, so he can come pick me up soon!
Where are you right now?:	At work
~The When’s~
When is your birthday?:	18th December
When is the last time you were drunk?:	Work Christmas party, cliche, I know…
When is the last time you threw up from drinking?:	Never
When is the last time you smoked?:	Never
When is the last time you were at a bar?:	Last month I think
When is the last time you saw your best friend?:	This morning
When is the last time you saw your parents?:	This morning
When is the last time you bought a new pair of jeans?:	Over a year ago!!! I don’t believe it!
When was the last time you were at a mall?:	This morning - had to get the mail
When did you go to bed last night?:	about 9:15 ish
~The Why’s~
Why did you fall in love with the person you love?:	Because he’s very generous (perhaps overly so), and very funny and sweet.
Why does basically everyone have a MySpace?:	Because they’re too lame to find a decent blog site.
Why did you pick your MySpace user name?:	I DON’T HAVE A MYSPACE!!!!
Why are you smiling?:	Boredom
Why are you filling out this survey?:	I’m at work and I want to go home.
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45 Random Things

45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone
whats your name spelt backwards?:	Yllek
What did you do last night?:	Watched TV and slept
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?:	A new wallpaper - Garfield!
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?:	Never thought of it
Last time you swam in a pool?:	Um. December last year
What are you wearing?:	Long gypsy skirt and jumper
How many cars have you owned?:	Just 1
Type of music you dislike most?:	Country!!
Are you registered to vote?:	Yes
Do you have cable?:	Yes
What kind of computer do you use?:	At home I’ve got a Pentium 4, at work I’ve got no idea what it is
Ever made a prank phone call?:	Yes
You like anyone right now?:	I’m in lurrrrve
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?:	no and no
Furthest place you ever traveled?:	Brisbane (when I was living in Melbourne)
What's your favorite comic strip?:	The Simpsons
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?:	Most of them
Shower, morning or night?:	Morning - otherwise I won’t wake up!
Best movie you’ve seen in the past month?:	Pirates of the Carribean - At World’s End
Favorite pizza toppings?:	MEAT LOVERS!!!!
Chips or popcorn?:	Chips
What cell phone provider do you have?:	Optus
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?:	No
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?:	No
Orange Juice or apple?:	Orange
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?:	… I have to eat lunch by myself
favorite chocolate bar?:	Picnic - deliciously ugly
Who is your longest friend and how long?:	Um. Carissa, and *counts* 11 years
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?:	Never…
Have you ever won a trophy?:	Yes
Favorite arcade game?:	GTA San Andreas (that’s PS2, but still)
Ever ordered from an infomercial?:	No
Sprite or 7-UP?:	Sprite
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?:	Yes
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?:	Never been there
Ever thrown up in public?:	Yes
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?:	True Love
Do you believe in love at first sight?:	Not really
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?:	Spongebob
Did you have long hair as a young kid?:	Yeah
What message is on your voicemail machine?:	“Hi it’s Kelly, leave a message”… but I REALLY want to change it to a prank message, I will eventually
Where would you like to go right now?:	Somewhere where I can get a good feed!
Whats the name of your pet?:	Which one? I’ve got Snuggles, Sherbet, Floyd & Spike
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?:	I don’t have a backpack - that’s sooo high school
What do you think about most?:	Lots of stuff. Food, sleep, sex.. lol
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Head to Toe & Some

Head to Toe & Some (girls only)
What is your name?:	Kelly
Married, Single, Dating, Other?:	Engaged
Are you a romantic?:	Hopelessly
Favorite shampoo and conditioner?:	Herbal Essences
Did you pay for your hair color?:	Yes
How long is your hair?:	Short
How do you wear you hair the majority of the time?:	Short…
Do you wear make-up like a ho or go for the natural look?:	I like natural
Are you girlish or a tomboy?:	Girly girl
If I looked in your closet what would I see?:	Skirts, jeans and pretty tops
Would I be shocked by anything in your closet?:	Perhaps…
How many rows of clothes do you have?:	Too many to count
Do your bras and panties match?:	not really
What color lingerie do you prefer?:	not sure… not fussed
What is your favorite perfume?:	Imari Satin - Avon
Where is your favorite place to be kissed above the belt?:	Neck…
Bikini area - shave, wave, bush, brazilian?:	Depends on my mood, done all of the above
What do you wear to bed?:	PJs
Do you like your body?:	Starting to
What's your favorite part of your body? (nothing on your face):	boobs… haha
Do you get regular pedicures?:	Nope - too ticklish
Do you like your feet?:	Sometimes
Is your bellybutton pierced? Why or why not?:	Not yet - but I will soon!
Do you like sex?:	Yessssss
How many times, on average, do you have sex a week/month?:	At least 6 times a week
What is the best excuse you have ever used to get out of having sex?:	Um… migrane (and I actually had one) - I don’t normally turn it down!!!
Have you used that excuse this week?:	Nope
What is your idea of a romantic night?:	Dinner, and then staying out for the night
What does your significant other do that really turns you on?:	Lots of things… our little secret
Does thinking about it make you want to ditch this quiz?:	mmmmm yes
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Family & Foes

It’s just me and him against the world, I think.
Sunday night, after finishing off the rest of her wine, mum decided to tell me (again) that her and dad don’t approve of him, and that it’s not too late to admit I’ve made a mistake, and I can still leave him.
Oh, and apparently dad wants me to have a one night stand. Because somehow, that’s going to make me realise that I can do better?
Look, I’m fucking happy, ok? I’m with someone that loves me, respects me, and would do anything for me. I’m not going to leave him just because you two don’t approve. And stop telling me that I’m blinded because he’s the first guy I slept with. Trust me, if I wasn’t happy, and I wanted to end it, I would. He took my virginity, that doesn’t mean he owns me.
Basically, I made a decision without any influence from you two (read: you didn’t tell me what to do this time) and you don’t like it. Instead of having a good old bitch, and telling me you’ll wear black to the wedding, and telling me I can do better, how about you have a newsflash, and realise that I’m HAPPY, and be happy for me.
The sooner we move out of your house the better. Yes, I’m shit scared about finding my own way, but at least we’ll be able to relax.
Oh, and dad, thanks for thinking that I’ll see the light if I go out and make a whore of myself. Seriously. Hearing mum say that really pissed me off. And I’m angry with you.
Just accept it. I’m 99% sure I’m going to marry him. And who knows, part of that might even be to spite you. You know what would really fuck you over? If I got pregnant. You don’t know this, but yeah, I really want to get pregnant. But I won’t. It’s not the right time, and doing it to piss you off really isn’t fair on a baby.
Just get over it, because I’m really starting to resent your criticism of my decision.

Emotionally Damaged…

You are 18% emotionally damaged. Please take this to heart when interacting with others.

Thank you for taking this test. Obviously, the higher percentage you scored, the harder the life you have lead. It's not necessarily a bad thing, but you certainly need to be careful about how you treat others. Humanity is all linked by just 6 people, and each broken heart sends just another damaged person out into the world that can potentially harm others. Tread lightly and try to be understanding of the differences of others, as they will hopefully be understanding of yours.

Link: The Emotional Damage Test written by joe2therevenge on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Vitamins

Hi everyone,

I was flicking through a friend’s recipe book, and I found a page on vitamins and minerals, and found out some stuff I didn’t know before, like Vitamin E helps heal scar tissue.
Anyway, I typed out the page and thought I’d share it with you all.

Vitamin A
Promotes healthy eyes, skin, hair and also maintains the mucous membranes of the lungs and intestines. Improves immunity.

Beta Carotene
(Can be converted by the body to Vitamin A)
One of the carotenoids – antioxidants that provide the yellow and orange colours in fresh produce. It improves immunity and protects against the effects of ageing and some cancers.

Vitamin B Group
Provides energy. Important and natural function of the nervous system. Needed for healthy skin, hair, nails and eyes.

Vitamin C
Provides collagen, which is needed for healthy skin, bones, cartilage and teeth. Provides stress response and helps the body to absorb iron.

Vitamin D
Needed to absorb calcium and phosphorous for healthy bones and teeth.

Vitamin E
Antioxidant. Needed for healthy circulation and healthy muscles including the heart. Heals scar tissue.

Calcium
Maintains healthy bones and teeth. Regulates nerve and muscle function. Also needed for blood clotting

Iron
Carries oxygen to the body cells via the blood

Potassium
Maintains nerves, cells and muscle and promotes normal blood pressure and heartbeat.

Sodium
Needed for nerves and muscles and regulating the balance of fluid in the body.

Zinc
Needed for healthy eyes and skin and improves immunity. Essential for taste, smell and appetite. Maintains normal reproduction.

The First Guy Blonde Joke

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20 th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.”

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If I get Burritos one more time I’m going to jump off with you.”

The blonde opened his lunch and said, ” Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I’m jumping, too.”

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a Burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife was weeping.She said, “If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!”

The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, “I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realize he hated Burritos so much.”

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Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife. The blonde’s wife said,

“Don’t look at me. He always made his own lunch.

I’m baaaaack

I’m neglecting Blurty again. And I actually went on Bebo and updated everything. Odd, huh?
Anyway, I’m on lunch, and I’m bored. And hungry. Why am I hungry all the time lately?! ARRHHH!
That’s it for now, because I’m pathetic, and I have to try and find something fun to do before I go brain dead.