Archive for May, 2007
The Everything Test
The Everything Test
There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.
Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions [...]
People that P*** me off…
God, I hate real estate agents. Rude, arrogant, and will stop at nothing to make sure they get their $27,000 cut. What makes the bastards think they’re worth $27,000?? No idea. For that money, personally, I’d want some friggin service. Politeness never killed anybody!
I shouldn’t call them all bastards, there’s one agent that we all [...]
Wacky Dreams
For some reason, last night I dreamt about being on a train, and all these people from my past were there with me. It was odd. A former “flame” made his way to the forefront and was trying to woo me, and I was telling him to bugger off, and he was a sleazebag and [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Biker
Ok, so I have to write this down before I forget it, because it was the funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time.
Matt and I were out for lunch, and Matt decided to get fish and chips for us.
We were sitting down outside, waiting for our lunch to cook, when this guy walked past. [...]
Owwie
I feel like absolute shit. Really tired. Slept like shit. Not only do I still have my backache, but now I also have a headache to go with it. Oh, and I think I twisted my neck in my sleep, because that’s sore too. Yay!
I wore my brand new pink jumper to work today. My [...]
Exhausted!
I am so tired today.. it’s unbelievable! Totally shattered. I feel like I’ve pulled an all nighter, and I got 9 hours sleep! I hope I pick up before I go to the gym this afternoon, otherwise I’m gonna fall in a heap!
Sooooooooo tired…..
I have my first class at Axiom on Thursday, which I'm looking [...]
A few small quizzes!
Your Life is Rated PG-13
Your life isn't totally scandalous, but you definitely don't shy away from adult themes!
What is Your Life Rated?
Your Waist to Hip Ratio is 0.9
You are quite curvy. Most clothes look great on you.
How Curvy Are You?
Guys Like That You're Sensitive
And not in that “cry at a drop of a hat” sort [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )A passage…
One way or another, you will get something accomplished today. Exactly
what you get accomplished is up to you.
The hours of this day will go by, no matter what you do.
What you get from them is up to you.
The world is filled with challenges, frustrations, joys and
opportunities. What you make of them is up to you. [...]
Gym Junkie in Training!
I am now officially a member of a gym. I’ve got my first assessment on Sunday, which is also when I get my “free” t-shirt and my “free” mp3 player. Whoo!
Now I just need some ideas for good workout songs. I’m thinking about getting Justin Timberlake’s album (because me ‘bringing sexy back’ is more than [...]
Naughty words…
I invented a new word yesterday. Not a particularly pleasant one, either.
A little while ago I was driving, and got cut off, and the first thing that came to mind was “fucktard”. That’s one of my words. I think it’s a cross between “fuckwit” and “retard”. Anyway, that one’s reserved for special fools.
Yesterday, someone got [...]
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