The Everything Test

There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We’re turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we’ve got some innovative results too! Enjoy

Personality You are more emotional than logical, more concerned about self than concerned about others, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more idealist than cynical, more leader than follower, and more introverted than extroverted.As for specific personality traits, you are innovative (93%), romantic (86%), adventurous (69%), intellectual (67%).

Stereotypes Punk Rock 73% College Student 64% Hippie 63%

Life Experience Sex 29% Substances 8% Travel 3%

Politics Your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom you agree with around 78% of the time.

Socioeconomic Your attitude toward life best associates you with Middle Class. You make more than 66% of those who have taken this test, and 42% less than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG. By the way, your hottness rank is 52%, hotter than 23% of other test takers.

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People that P*** me off…

God, I hate real estate agents. Rude, arrogant, and will stop at nothing to make sure they get their $27,000 cut. What makes the bastards think they’re worth $27,000?? No idea. For that money, personally, I’d want some friggin service. Politeness never killed anybody!
I shouldn’t call them all bastards, there’s one agent that we all like. He’s a little out of it sometimes, but he’s very nice and is quite happy to have a chat when he pops in, unlike the others, who ring and abuse us for their money… Pfft.

Today’s going to be a long day, I can tell. It’s only just after 11 and I’m already wanting to go home and have a sleep. I’ve only got one sachet of hot chocolate left, and I really want to hang onto it until a bit later on.

Wow, I’m talking shit again. Bitching about real estate agents and wanting hot chocolate. Well this was an interesting read, wasn’t it?

Wacky Dreams

For some reason, last night I dreamt about being on a train, and all these people from my past were there with me. It was odd. A former “flame” made his way to the forefront and was trying to woo me, and I was telling him to bugger off, and he was a sleazebag and I wanted nothing to do with him. Then I got off the train and got in my car and drove off.

Then I woke up, and the first thing I saw was Matt sleeping next to me. I was so relieved. He’s also totally adorable when he’s asleep. I don’t get to see him sleep that often…

Dad’s party is tomorrow, and he still knows nothing about it. It’s fantastic! I’m really looking forward to it.

Gosh, it’s only 11:15, and I’ve got a headache already. There isn’t really much for me to do, except answer the phone, and we all know how fun that is, don’t we? Crap, I just choked on my water. At least that added a little bit of excitement to the morning… ergh.

I’ve got nothing else to say! Man, I’m boring…

Biker

Ok, so I have to write this down before I forget it, because it was the funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time.

Matt and I were out for lunch, and Matt decided to get fish and chips for us.
We were sitting down outside, waiting for our lunch to cook, when this guy walked past. He was fully decked out in leather, but he had a shirt on, and he had tattoos everywhere, all down his arms, and up around his neck, a face full of piercings and a motorcycle helmet under his arm. He sauntered into the fish and chip shop, grabbed a can of Pasito, paid for it, then walked out. As he walked out, I noticed he had contacts in, the ones that change the colour of your eyes. The ones he had in made his eyes practically white. All he had pretty much, was the pupil, and everything else was whited-out, which looked really freaky.
This doesn't sound funny, I know. But the next bit is.
He went outside, and put his helmet on, and put the can in his backpack. Then he got on his little SCOOTER, and rode away!
We pissed ourselves laughing as he putt-putted down the street on the scooter… if you'd have seen this guy… man.. it was classic! He looked so hardcore, with his piercings, tatts and all the leather, until he got on the scooter!

Owwie

I feel like absolute shit. Really tired. Slept like shit. Not only do I still have my backache, but now I also have a headache to go with it. Oh, and I think I twisted my neck in my sleep, because that’s sore too. Yay!
I wore my brand new pink jumper to work today. My lovely new hot pink fuzzy jumper. And you know what? Two other people are wearing pink. Figures. But this top is nice and warm, and comfortable… and did I say fuzzy?

The three of us (Mum, Matt & I), have decided to plan a party for Dad’s birthday (which is this Friday). Thing is, he doesn’t know it yet. So, this is the first time we’ve tried to plan a suprise party. We’ve told him that we’re taking him out for tea on Saturday night, but we’ve actually invited all our family friends over for some drinks and nibbles. Mum was trying to figure out what to tell him, because she needs to clean down the decking and the wall and stuff, and then set the tables up. So she’s going to tell Dad that Matt & I are having people over for lunch on Sunday, and that she’s helping us set everything up because we don’t want to get up early to do it… and that the two of them are going to a friend’s place for lunch. Which is all bullshit. This is kinda fun! I can’t wait until Saturday night, and the first people turn up… and the look on his face!

I managed to make it to the gym 4 times last week, so I’m hoping to match that again this week. Hopefully all my aches and pains will ease over the day and I’ll be able to go this afternoon as planned…

Exhausted!

I am so tired today.. it’s unbelievable! Totally shattered. I feel like I’ve pulled an all nighter, and I got 9 hours sleep! I hope I pick up before I go to the gym this afternoon, otherwise I’m gonna fall in a heap!

Sooooooooo tired…..

I have my first class at Axiom on Thursday, which I'm looking forward to. What I’m not looking forward to, however, is having to get up earlier and catch the train. Not only do I have to catch the train, I have to change trains also. So there goes the idea of taking a book with me, because knowing my luck, I’d get too engrossed in the book and then miss my station. I have to get the college by 9am, so if I catch the 7:20 train, I should make it there with about 20 minutes to spare, I think. It’s kind of a bummer that I have to go all the way into Milton, but I really don’t have any reason to complain, because my boss is paying for my course. Hooray!

Tomorrow I’m leaving work an hour early (hopefully - have yet to ask the boss) so that Matt and I can go to the bank and open our joint account. If we don’t leave work early, we won’t get to the bank, because they shut at 4pm. Stupid, huh? They’re supposed to keep business hours, which you would think would be a 5pm close. Ah well, it’s all good, I’ve got 4 hours overtime worked up anyway, so I’m not going to miss out on any pay.

Three weeks until the blonde is gone! I’m looking forward to a change, I’ve been keeping my hair blonde since before I was 18, which is a VERY long time for me! Matt’s only known me as a blonde.. so it’s time for a change! I’m going copper, nice and bright too. You know what Matt said when I told him? He goes “Ooooh, I haven’t had a redhead before!”…haha…

I don’t really have much more to say at the moment, work’s dragging for me because I’m so tired, and I’m doing really fun stuff like insurance claims, which means running up and down the stairs for invoices…

Yawn….

I’ll be in touch later, or my next post could be “sdfhsldjfhskfnlksbjfkdjbfiudhfjdhf;kjn” which means I’ve passed out on my keyboard…

A few small quizzes!

Your Life is Rated PG-13

Your life isn't totally scandalous, but you definitely don't shy away from adult themes!

What is Your Life Rated?

Your Waist to Hip Ratio is 0.9

You are quite curvy. Most clothes look great on you.

How Curvy Are You?

Guys Like That You're Sensitive

And not in that “cry at a drop of a hat” sort of way You just get most guys - even if you're not trying to Guys find it is easy to confide in you and tell you their secrets No wonder you tend to get close quickly in relationships!

What Do Guys Like About You?

A passage…

One way or another, you will get something accomplished today. Exactly
what you get accomplished is up to you.

The hours of this day will go by, no matter what you do.
What you get from them is up to you.

The world is filled with challenges, frustrations, joys and
opportunities. What you make of them is up to you. Some of the people
around you will praise you and encourage you, others will curse you and
oppose you, still others will ignore you. Yet the way you respond is
completely up to you.

You can hide away from life or you can dive into its glorious richness.
Some people will help you, others will hurt you, yet no one can live
your own unique life for you. The way you experience this priceless gift
of life is now and always up to you.

Gym Junkie in Training!

I am now officially a member of a gym. I’ve got my first assessment on Sunday, which is also when I get my “free” t-shirt and my “free” mp3 player. Whoo!

Now I just need some ideas for good workout songs. I’m thinking about getting Justin Timberlake’s album (because me ‘bringing sexy back’ is more than enough motivation to get going!), but I don’t want to listen to the same stuff all the time, you know?

I also got an online “book” emailed to me, called “Burn the Fat, Feed the Muscle”. It’s looking good so far, I’ve started reading the first chapter at work (naughty!) but since it’s 340 pages, I think it’s going to take awhile. I might print it out and get it bound at a stationery shop. Some interesting reading there…

Naughty words…

I invented a new word yesterday. Not a particularly pleasant one, either.

A little while ago I was driving, and got cut off, and the first thing that came to mind was “fucktard”. That’s one of my words. I think it’s a cross between “fuckwit” and “retard”. Anyway, that one’s reserved for special fools.

Yesterday, someone got the pleasure of being called a “dickwit”, under my breath of course. I wonder what my imagination’s like to come up with this sort of stuff…